CaptainCoolade

18 y/o
AK, US
Yo I'm Dan or CaptainCoolade at your service. Just your friendly neighborhood league player/white person. Feel free to ask me anything and have a nice day.
Disclaimer : None of the shtuff on my blog is mine unless I claim it to be, but hey, it's the internet....What could possibly be original here?
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stabs:

it’s kind of weird knowing that when you sleep, you’re just looking at your eyelids but somewhere in your brain, you are able to produce dreams as if you’re still awake.  

did-you-kno:

Source

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

unpopuler:

food will never break my heart

ava-ire:

bonus:

He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?

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whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes